HELLO EVERYBODY!
I am the great and all mighty ButtPirateSteve. You may me from such great films as "Get Off My Booty 12" or "My Balls Are Made of Peg Legs Part 37". I have many hobbies like shaving cats when nobody is watching or smelling strange objects for the heck of it. Also I like turtles they are very interesting and inform me of the Eskimo invasion about to occur. The Eskimo invasion will ruin all civilization as we know it and make all of our meals taste like blubber. So that's a little about me and my crazy life of wild sex with kinky ghosts and just all around pirating the see for butts!